Saturday, April 9, 2011

Six Word Saturday


Some days I just feel old

So here are some one liners about old age which put a smile on my face

* The little old gray haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
* Everything hurts; and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
* Your back goes out more than you do.
* It feels like the morning after when you haven't been anywhere the night before.
* It takes twice as long to look half as good.
* Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
* You and your teeth don't sleep together.
* The clothes you've put away until they come back in style... come back in style
* When happy hour is a nap
* You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television
* You finally got your head together, now your body is falling apart
* Your memory is shorter and your complaining is longer

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. ~Mark Twain


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15 comments:

  1. funny one liners :)
    Pat yourself in the back, cuz you were able to find humor in it..

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  2. Hahaha! I feel old too most days LOL. Great one liners, they gave me such a giggle and did my heart good.

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  3. Great to see you again for 6WS and thanks for the laugh!

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  4. Okay those one liners are great. Im trying to decide what one is my favorite
    I think I love them all. But the one about the clothes my daughters would say is me.
    Blessings

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  5. Visiting from 6WS! Great one liners.

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  6. I know the feeling but then I get that burst of excitement when I get asked for my i.d. and then the person is SHOCKED when they see my age. LOVE IT!!

    Happy SWS!

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  7. LOL Love the one-liners! Happy 6WS.

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  8. Love it! :) (Found your blog from Six Word Saturday!)

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  9. Fiona, these were fun!

    At 60 I am having to adjust to the fact that I am getting old. I may as well face it with humor! (:>)

    Thanks!

    Happy Saturday,
    Linda @ Truthful Tidbits

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  10. What a great list - and so true!

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  11. Those are all great, Fiona!
    Since that is the case, I'll have fave, "little old gray haired lady you help across".

    I did a similar post on m other blog at bit ago called "Perks of being over 70". Paste this:
    http://jimmiehov6.blogspot.com/search?q=70
    ..

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  12. wise six words and great one liners to accompany! Have a great Sunday and week ahead!

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  13. I try to have two happy hours each day. One is a nap, one is more traditional. :)

    Thanks for playing 6WS!

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  14. love this post,
    as you know, i just turned 50 and i can already relate to a few of those lines... (#3 especially) sure had a good laugh here!! thanx!!
    :)~
    HUGZ

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