Saturday, May 5, 2012

6WS - Laugh out loud, because you can

Lately I've been in a bit of a funk... yes I do mean f.u.n.k,  and no I haven't made a typo. So in the spirit of turning my funny back on and kicking the funk to the curb - here's a few things to make you and I giggle out loud. Go on, you know you want to.....

1. When I'm hungry, it means I need to eat now
Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they come to the corral, he explained, "That's a bull and a cow, and he's serving her."

A little later on, they saw horses. The Grandpa said, "That's a stud and a mare, and he's serving her, too."

That night at supper, after everyone was seated and grace was said, Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, "Will you please serve the turkey?"

Little Johnny jumped up and yelled, "If he does, I'm eating a hamburger!


4. Are you smiling yet?


6.  What Happens When You Have...

    1) Nothing to do
    2) A sharp knife
    3) A large lime
    4) A patient cat
    5) Too much tequila
    6) And it's football season?

You Get a Feline Football Player!


 8. 0 to 200 in 6 seconds 

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.




Hope I've made you smile and that you've got your happy on. Have a great weekend.

Cheers, Fi

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  1. Wait! I'll be back to leave my comment, right now I'm laughing too hard to type!

  2. these are great... love that poor cat with the lime hat!

  3. these were all great! I particularly liked #3!! enjoy the weekend and I hope these laughs helped you get out of your funk too!


  4. LOL! I thought number 3 and 5 were really funny, didn't understand number 10, How would I be able to pay the fine?
    : )

  5. Ohh Fi those were hilarious! Really got my giggle on this morning. And yes, how did you miss my breaking news post? LOL. It's ok I forgive you but you still haven't sent me your address so I can send you something that I have for you. Here's to hoping you get out of your funk soon. You will, I am sure. We all get it and then eventually snap out of it.

  6. Thank you for sharing those laughs with me... I am enjoying this post! The kitty with the hat reminds me of my Canadian Football Team- they use watermelons to create helmets to wear as fans.
    Hoping that you are still laughing...


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